Convenient, though a bit garish

If you think you’ve seen this theme before, you probably have. Mandigo is one of the more popular WordPress themes out there. I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, it’s incredibly flexible and reconfigurable: the theme-specific control panel seems to go on for ever. On the other hand, the colours (there are seven to choose from) are all a bit garish, and the various glyphs and icons are much more intrusive than I like. So I’ll play with it a bit: come up with my own title image, and maybe tone down some of the visuals.
One feature of Mandigo that I really like (and which ought to be part of the base WordPress system) is that you can define your custom header and footer code and Mandigo will inject it where appropriate. This keeps the base theme PHP files uncluttered. One of the things that I had to remember to do whenever I installed a new theme was to cut the Google Analytics and Amazon Associates Javascript from the footer of my present theme and paste it into the new one. Usually this is obvious (it goes in footer.php), but some theme designers skip this file, and simply include calls to the WP footer function in various places. Mandigo gets this right.
I still wish that I knew what was broken in the Breaking News theme. Everything seemed to be working except for single post display. Moreover the failure mode was hard to debug: the WP engine just failed to respond. Since it was an out-of-the-box failure, I’m guessing that it was a subtle incompatibility with WP 2.6. Breaking News is one of those themes that I mentioned above, where the designer refactors things in a way that diverges quite a bit from the standard WP patterns. This approach is always liable to expose some unexpected (or unintended) dependency.
UPDATE: That’s better – a clip from my favourite picture of Tommy makes a nice header.

And now for something completely different

OK, I couldn’t resist this theme. It’s called “Breaking News”, and it’s from an Italian company called ShinRa House. It looks like a three column design, and it’s tagged as such in the Theme Viewer, but in fact there’s only one widget-enabled sidebar. The left and middle columns are used for blog postings; I’ve configured it to show three in the first and four in the second.
Now I need to create a nice halftone rotogravure-style picture of me, just like a real newspaper
UPDATE: Well, that didn’t work very well. There was an obscure bug that I couldn’t fix. (Maybe a 2.6 incompatibility.) I’ll revert to a familiar theme for now.

New theme, new experimental content

As you can see (unless you’re viewing this through the RSS/Atom feed), I’ve changed the theme and added a bunch of Amazon Associates widgets to the right-hand sidebar. The theme is OK, not great, but pretty clean. From my point of view, its delightfully simple – perhaps half the size of the previous one, measured in lines of code. The original was in German, though, so I had to go through translating the text into English. Please let me know if I missed anything.
As for the Associates widgets: yes, I know that they add to the page load time. Most people wouldn’t use so many relatively heavyweight widgets. (I’m just using three right now, but you can expect to see the number, and the selection, change.) On the other hand, this does highlight any latency and rendering issues. Is it better to get a simple frame and header in place before starting any of the content, or should we do most of the heavy lifting on the server side?
The most interesting widget should be the first, Page Recommender, because the content is based on the viewer’s history. I have no idea what you are seeing in this widget; what I see is based on my own history. And it’s going to take a while for the widget to build up a history of page views on my site. It may well be the case that my kind of blog is simply the wrong kind of site for this widget. If most people simply read the current entries via the base URL, and don’t check the comments or older postings, there may not be enough intra-site traffic for the widget to work with. In that case you’ll probably see nothing but product links.
These are not the only off-site widgets that I use, by the way. The other obvious example is the Shared Items from Google Reader. I read most of my daily web content (154 feeds!) through Google’s RSS aggregation, and I tag as “Shared” various items that I think my audience might like to read. These show up in the sidebar widget, under the (presumptuous!) heading “Items from other blogs that you should be reading”. This is really convenient for me, but it doesn’t generate blog content in the same way that, say, a “Links of the day” posting does. In fact, I suspect that the crawlers don’t index content from this kind of widget, so I’m not really helping myself or the items I’m recommending.
Perhaps I need to switch to using del.icio.us, which is how I presume Adriana is generating her “Links” postings, but it will mean finding an alternative RSS reader: one that has built-in del.icio.us support. (And it must work on the iPhone. I read a lot of my RSS feeds whenever I have a few moments: on the shuttle bus between Amazon buildings, standing in line at Starbucks, waiting for a soccer game to start at Qwest field….)

"Host nailing"

Miss Poppy points out that the Catholics have a long tradition of irrational violence when it comes to the eucharist:

Between the years of 1243 and 1761 thousands of Jews were tortured and executed for the crime of host desecration. Most were burned, many were mutilated. In 1370 almost every Belgian Jew was massacred, man, woman and child, for the crime of host nailing.

(Via Jesus’ General.)

Transubstantiation #2: The starting point for my atheism

Like PZ Myers, I have a strong, almost visceral reaction to the whole notion of transubstantiation. I can’t speak for PZ, but in my case it all goes back to about 1958. It would not be unreasonable to say that the doctrine of transubstantiation is what made me an atheist.
During the 1950s and early 1960s, I was raised as a Roman Catholic. (I got better.) I can’t remember exactly when I had my first communion, but by 1958 I was certainly being exposed to Catechesis in preparation for the big day. The woman who handled this class (not, I think, a nun, though they were in the vicinity) had the delicate task of explaining the significance of the Sacrament of the Eucharist without risking questions about (eeeew!) cannibalism. To do this, she relied upon the adverbs stressed by the Catechism (and originally by the Council of Trent): “truly, really, and substantially”. I think that she also used the technical terms “substance” and “accidents”, which was probably a mistake.
Up to this point, I’d been asked to believe a great many religious ideas “on faith”, and for most of them I didn’t see any reason to object. Souls? Sin? God? Holy ghost? Angels? Heaven? All very intangible, none of the ideas clashed with common sense. Jesus? Mary? The Gospel stories? Miracles? All a long time ago: many of the ideas seemed implausible, but I couldn’t refute them.
But transubstantiation was a direct affront to my 7 year old empiricist epistemology! I was reading everything about science that I could find, from articles in my encyclopaedia to books that my mother brought home from her work at the U.K. Atomic Energy Authority. In catechism class, I asked if a scientist in his laboratory could tell the difference between a consecrated and an unconsecrated host. I was bundled off to talk to the parish priest. I’m pretty sure that I would have been happy with a vague answer, whether metaphorical or mysterian in nature, but he stuck with the party line: even though all appearances and any kind of scientific investigation would show that the wafer was still made of bread, the underlying reality was that it was now the body of Jesus – and not just a bit of his body, but all of him: body and soul, human and divine.
And even though I would not then have used the term, I smelled bullshit. We use science to grasp the reality of everything in the world – rocks, turnips, giraffes, nuclear reactors. Why introduce this “underlying reality” stuff for just one thing: to explain away a bit of religious gobbledygook? Why (using the contemporary term) apply magical thinking to something so concrete and immediate as a wafer of bread in one’s mouth? It was all too convenient, too ad hoc – and completely unconvincing.
Over the next three or four years, my skepticism about transubstantiation spread to just about every claim of religion: to souls, deities, life after death, and the entire supernatural realm. Various writers helped: Shakespeare, of course; Roger Lancelyn Green with his magnificent retellings of the Greek, Egyptian, and Norse mythologies; Bertrand Russell; and finally Jean-Paul Sartre, through a couple of English expositions of his key idea that “existence precedes essence”. (I still haven’t read La Nausée.) Like Christopher Hitchens, it wasn’t so much a matter of conversion, or change, as of realization.
One reason why people stick with their religious beliefs is that they are able to compartmentalize their thinking. How else can they go along with creationism in church and yet trust that DNA testing can establish paternity or assess the risk of breast cancer (or as a plot device on CSI)? For me as a child, transubstantiation was one of those ideas that refused to stay in its compartment, and the result was that the whole edifice collapsed. And that was a good thing: reality is better than magical thinking.

Transubstantiation #1: Double standards

The issue of transubstantiation has been in the news recently, and I have a few things to say about it. I’m going to divide the material into two postings, partly for length, and partly because there are two distinct points I want to address, one public and one personal.
Let me summarise the events in question:
(1) A student at the University of Central Florida, Webster Cook, went to mass, took communion, and smuggled the consecrated host out of the church. He then told his friends about this.
(2) Many Catholics reacted with outrage. The student was accused of kidnapping, and a spokesperson for the local diocese described it as a “hate crime”. There were demands that the student be disciplined, or even expelled by the university (for what?), and (since this is America) he received death threats. Fearing for his life, Cook returned the wafer.
(3) A number of atheist bloggers and writers took exception to what they saw as a ridiculous overreaction to a trivial prank. PZ Myers put it bluntly: “It’s a frackin’ cracker, people.”

Wait, what? Holding a cracker hostage is now a hate crime? The murder of Matthew Shephard was a hate crime. The murder of James Byrd Jr. was a hate crime. This is a goddamned cracker. Can you possibly diminish the abuse of real human beings any further?

And PZ went on:

Can anyone out there score me some consecrated communion wafers? … [If] any of you would be willing to do what it takes to get me some, or even one, and mail it to me, I’ll show you sacrilege, gladly, and with much fanfare. I won’t be tempted to hold it hostage […] but will instead treat it with profound disrespect and heinous cracker abuse, all photographed and presented here on the web.

(4) Now the shit really hit the fan. There were demands that PZ should be fired, more death threats, and so forth. And Andrew Sullivan weighed in:

It is one thing to engage in free, if disrespectful, debate. It is another to repeatedly assault and ridicule and abuse something that is deeply sacred to a great many people. Calling the Holy Eucharist a “goddamned cracker” isn’t about free speech; it’s really about some baseline civility. Myers’ rant is the rant of an anti-Catholic bigot. And atheists and agnostics can be bigots too.

(5) To his credit, Andrew is always(?) willing to publish dissenting opinions when he receives them. In this case, they arrived quickly:

On Feb. 11, 2006 you posted the following, in relation to the Danish Cartoonists ridiculing Mohammed and Islam:

“The point is this: everyone is supposed to observe the religious constraints of one particular faith, regardless of whether we share it. And if we don’t observe Islamic etiquette … we’re lucky if we only get cursed and condemned. Get that?”

That sounds like a double standard to me. Are we supposed to be more deferential to Catholics than Muslims, when it comes to ridiculing what some of us see as silly and oppressive superstitions? I don’t recall you referring to the Danish cartoonists as “bigots.” The only difference I can see here, is that now it’s YOUR personal religion that’s being ridiculed. So of course that makes the offender a bigot.

Others offered “nuanced” support, while pointing out that:

the situation is further complicated by the fact that PZ Myers was in part defending another, [and] doesn’t the viciousness with which Cook was attacked (death threats, calls for his expulsion from university) mitigate PZ Myers response at least a bit?

(6) So how does Andrew deal with the charge? He rejects it:

My objection to PZ Myers – even as I defended his right to say whatever he wants and wouldn’t want him punished in any way – is not, in my view, a double standard. Printing a cartoon for legitimate purposes is a different thing than deliberately backing the physical desecration of sacred objects. I’d happily publish a Mohammed cartoon if it advanced a genuine argument, but I would never knowingly desecrate a Koran purely to mock religion.

Where to begin with this? Well first the blatant omission: there is not one word of outrage or opposition to the abuse of the term “hate crime”, of the death threats towards Cook and PZ, and to the generally disproportionate response by many Catholics. It’s good to know that Andrew “wouldn’t want him punished”, but he was much more forthright in his opinion of Muslims who threatened the Danish cartoonists, and towards those “moderate Muslims” who failed to condemn their violent co-religionists.
But the more blatant error in Andrew’s response is to imply that PZ was proposing to “desecrate” a “sacred object” “purely to mock religion”, and that the “physical desecration of sacred objects” cannot be a “legitimate purpose”. Says who? Why on earth does Andrew assume that desecrating an object is more significant than publishing a cartoon, or writing a book? Based on body-count, it would appear that Muslims disagree with his ranking. And PZ has no reason to respect either of those opinions, anyway. This is clearly a bit of “special pleading” by Andrew.
And why talk about “purely” mocking religion, when it was pretty clear that PZ was reacting to those who treated the failure to chew a freely-given wafer as being in the same category as, say, the killing of Matthew Shepard. Andrew is quick to attack those he describes as “Christianists”, even when to do so means vilifying their (presumably sincere) religious beliefs. (They may not be Andrew’s beliefs, but so what?) And he has spoken out against “grand-standing” on the question of flag burning, so presumably the desecration of an object of veneration can be a legitimate form of protest.
(And wasn’t it just a year ago that Andrew was telling us that among the “Things We Love About America” was “Penn and Teller burning the flag while celebrating American liberty”, apparently desecrating an object to make a point. But their real point was that freedom – and its ambiguity – are more important than mere objects, whether flags or crackers.)
UPDATE: Over at Dispatches from the Culture Wars, a commenter draws our attention to a 2006 piece by Andrew Sullivan about South Park, the Scientologists, and the Catholic Church. Quoth Sully:

We need those truths and benefit from those fantasies. A free society survives partly because the powerful are mocked, and their pretensions undermined. Religions, which guard their own illusions carefully, are particularly ripe for satire. And they should be.
Whenever one human being is claiming to tell the truth about the meaning of life he is making a very powerful claim — and in a free society he also runs the risk of getting a raspberry. Laughter matters because piety begets power.
Orwell once remarked that one reason fascism never took off in Britain was because the sight of a goose-stepping soldier would prompt your average Englishman to giggle. Someone is now silencing the giggles. And our world is a lot creepier because of it.

“Giggles”? Sounds like mocking religion to me. And in fact Sullivan praises South Park’s bravery in exactly these terms:

The show is as offensive as it is inspired: the first truly post-PC television adventure. It is also brave. It doesn’t only skewer political ideology, it also aims square at religions. It has mocked Catholicism, Mormonism, evangelicalism and even featured a cartoon Muhammad as a super-hero.

(My emphasis.) I think I prefer Sully’06 to the current model.

There is some justice in the world…

Don’t you hate websites that only work with Internet Exploder? These days I only power up my old Windows laptop for two reasons: to play games (it’s a decent games launcher) and to navigate through sites designed by morons who don’t understand the importance of browser neutrality.
I love it when dumb companies that operate these broken websites wind up screwing themselves. Case in point:

Apple has an exclusive deal with network operator O2 in the U.K.—but O2’s Web-based activation system requires the use of Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser to register a new phone: It won’t work with the Safari browser bundled in Apple’s Mac OS X.

More at Macworld.

The lunatics are running the asylum

Over in the UK, it appears that we are just one step away from requiring a criminal background check to be a parent…

A woman was prevented from taking her own son to school because she hadn’t been screened for a criminal record.
Jayne Jones had been escorting 14-year-old severely epileptic Alex each day by taxi, taking specialist equipment with her in case he had a fit.
But the mother-of-two was told she would not be allowed to continue doing so until her details had been run through a Criminal Record Bureau (CRB) check.

More here. Yes, I know it’s the Telegraph, but they’re not making this up. Indeed the bureaucratic drone that they quote sounds quite unapologetic for this totally imbecilic policy.

Brilliant speech by 7/7 survivor

The David Davis by-election has been about more than the “42 days” rule, and those politicians like Tony McNulty who dismiss it as “vanity” are simply reinforcing Davis’ point. But almost has important has been the opportunity for other voices to be heard – from Bob Geldorf, to the 7/7 survivor Rachel. Here’s the first paragraph from her brilliant speech. Read the whole thing:

Three years ago I was on the way to work when a 19 year old British man detonated a suicide bomb in the carriage I was travelling in, killing 26 innocent people and wounding over a hundred more. So I understand first-hand how terrifying terrorism is. But I now know that the real aim of the terrorists is not to kill hundreds but to terrify millions. To terrify us so much that we forget who we are and what we stand for and become like frightened children begging only to be kept safe. To use our own nightmares against us and to amplify them through the media and news cycle’s endless feedback loop of fear. But as any parent knows, it is not always possible to keep those you love safe, and a person who is always safe is a person who never knows freedom – and who has no life.

See the whole speech here at Rachel’s blog. [UPDATE] And for an excellent assessment of Davis’ stand on principle, and why most politicians and journos seem to be clueless about it, I recommend this piece by Iain Dale over at CiF.