OK, I couldn’t resist this theme. It’s called “Breaking News”, and it’s from an Italian company called ShinRa House. It looks like a three column design, and it’s tagged as such in the Theme Viewer, but in fact there’s only one widget-enabled sidebar. The left and middle columns are used for blog postings; I’ve configured it to show three in the first and four in the second.
Now I need to create a nice halftone rotogravure-style picture of me, just like a real newspaper
UPDATE: Well, that didn’t work very well. There was an obscure bug that I couldn’t fix. (Maybe a 2.6 incompatibility.) I’ll revert to a familiar theme for now.