Rick asks “Ever wonder what a ton and half of chocolate looks like?”
Mmmm.
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(I’ve known Rick since he joined my team to work on the 386i at Sun. Hiring him was one of the smartest things I’ve ever done.)
Moving the goal posts
In the aftermath of the Petraeus charade, Andrew Sullivan considers the ever-shifting mission:
Let us review the stated objectives of the Iraq war chronologically:
2002: to disarm Saddam Hussein of stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction and create a breathing space for democracy in the Middle East (the WMDs were not there; the breathing space became anarchy).
2003: to allow chaos in order to create a “fly-paper†for every jihadist in the world to come and get slaughtered by the US (“Bring it on!â€).
2004: to create a new democratic constitution (achieved on paper, but at the price of creating sectarian voting blocs that actually intensified the ethnic and religious divisions pulling the country apart).
2005: to protect Iraq from a powerful and growing Sunni insurgency and disarm the Shi’ite militias (failed).
2006: to quell surging sectarian violence, target a new and lethal Al-Qaeda in Iraq and restrain the passions unleashed by the bombing of the Samarra mosque (failed).
2007: to prevent genocide and a wider regional war and create enough peace for a settlement in the centre (the surge has reduced violence to levels of summer 2006, and no agreement in Baghdad has been reached).
And so the question becomes: what will the objective of the Iraq war be next year?
What indeed? The benchmarks (which Bush sternly promised to “hold” the Iraqi government to) are dead; the Iraqi government itself is collapsing, and Bush’s favourite banker has admitted that the whole thing was really all about oil.
In his disturbing New Yorker essay “Planning for Defeat”, George Packer points out that US objectives and “progress reports” are largely irrelevant, except for the purpose of distracting the media:
The Petraeus-Crocker testimony is the kind of short-lived event on which the Administration has relied to shore up support for the war: the “Mission Accomplished†declaration, the deaths of Uday and Qusay Hussein, Saddam’s capture, the transfer of sovereignty, the three rounds of voting, the Plan for Victory, the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Every new milestone, however illusory, allows the Administration to avoid thinking ahead, to the years when the mistakes of Iraq will continue to haunt the U.S.
In practice, the only thing that can prevent a substantial withdrawal – to the level where military effectiveness becomes questionable – is the institution of the draft. And that’s not going to happen. But Packer cautions that some kind of continued engagement is inevitable:
The dream of creating a democratic Iraq and transforming the Middle East lies in ruins. Any change in Iraq policy has to begin with the understanding that the original one failed, and that America’s remaining power can only be used to limit the damage. But Iraq still matters to the United States, whoever is in the White House, and it will for years to come.
Unsurprisingly, American politicians of all stripes are ignoring this:
In Washington, the debate over the war is dominated by questions about troop numbers and timelines—that is, by immediate American political realities. The country seems trapped in an eternal present, paralyzed by its past mistakes. There is little or no discussion, on either side, of what America’s Iraq policy should be during the next five or ten years, or of what will be possible as resources dwindle and priorities shift. If there is any contingency planning in the government, it’s being done at such a secretive, or obscure, level that a repetition of the institutional disarray with which America entered Iraq seems bound to mark our departure.
Packer’s essay is profoundly thought-provoking, offering no easy answers for anyone. It’s long, and well worth investing the time to absorb it.
Steve's new adventure
One of my best friends, Steve Lau, is making the second major move of the year. (The first was getting married – what a great party that was!)
I’m leaving Sun.
It’s been a gut-wrenching decision, but I got an offer to join a startup in SF that was just too interesting and exciting to pass up.
All the best, Steve.
Back from a weekend away with the iPhone
I just got back to Seattle after a long weekend in the Boston area. I flew Alaska each way, which was tolerable but not great. (A 100% full 737-800 is a bit marginal for a transcontinental route. The lines for the toilets were ridiculous, not helped by the frequent periods of moderate to severe “chop”.) The flights were also more stressful than usual, because I didn’t have my noise cancelling headphones with me… which brings me to the second topic.
I used my new iPhone as a replacement for my iPod on this trip. In general, it worked really well: the iPhone is a terrific Internet tablet. Unfortunately I was bitten by the two most annoying features of the iPhone: the non-standard headphone jack, and the standard headset supplied by Apple. The recessed socket on the iPhone meant that I could not use my noise-cancelling headphones; I guess I’ll have to buy an adapter or take an X-acto knife to my headphone cable. And the standard headset provided by Apple is simply awful: it slips around in the ear, has tinny high-end notes, and no bass. Ideally the iPhone would work with a Bluetooth solution like the Plantronics Pulsar or the Motorola HT820, but it looks as if this will depend on an upgrade to the iPhone Bluetooth stack. It would also have been nice if Apple had worked with Shure or Sennheiser to come up with a high-end earbud+microphone for the iPhone; so far, the only product on the market is the V-Moda Vibe Duo, and even that is missing important functionality.
UPDATE: After doing some more reading, I think I’m going to have to avoid active noise-cancelling headphones and go with noise-blocking ear buds. The consensus seems to be that the GSM wireless signals from the iPhone will induce noise in most active noise-cancelling headphones. I’ve certainly noticed this before: I’ve been flying on United, listening to channel 9 on my noise-cancelling headphones, and when we land and the people around me turn on their cellphones I can hear staccato bursts of noise from the GSM handsets. Perhaps the Vibe Duo is going to be the best I can do. I’ll wait until they upgrade the microphone to include the “clicker”, though.
Is F1 trying to self-destruct just like Indycar racing?
None of this makes any sense:
McLaren have been stripped of their points in the 2007 Formula One constructors’ championship after the outcome of the ‘spygate’ row.
The team were also fined a record $100m (£49.2m), which includes any prize and television money they would have earned from the constructors’ championship.
But drivers Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso can keep their points.
Now, nobody but a few racing geeks and PR men care about the constructor’s championship. The title that matters is the World Drivers’ Championship. So if the FIA were really seeking to redress a wrongdoing, they would have stripped the drivers of their points. But they didn’t.
Sir Jackie Stewart makes a plausible case for there being more to this than meets the eye:
“All I can say, without being in full command of all of the information, is that the offence must be considerably larger than has been projected either by the governing body of the sport or within the media,” he told BBC Radio 5live.
“This isn’t murder that has been carried out, this is something that has happened before and there wasn’t even a fine or disciplinary action taken by the same governing body.… And even if they were found guilty of that particular crime, it doesn’t justify this kind of penalty.”
When the season ends, I hope that the World Drivers Championship is headed by Hamilton and Alonso (preferably in that order), and the Constructors’ result will be asterisked and forgotten. The Belgian Grand Prix is this Sunday ((I’ll be in Brookline, MA, but my DVR will watch it for me, just like Douglas Adams’ electric monk.)) and I really hope that the McLaren boys are able to put this nonsense aside and concentrate on winning.
UPDATE: Now that the details have been published, I think I’m going to have to reverse my position on this. The “industrial espionage” (what else can you call it?) went way beyond “two former colleagues chatting in the pub”. There were enough people involved that the McLaren organization itself must be judged as guilty. Even Alonso clearly knew what was going on.
Check out BAB today…
Bad Astronomy Blog is remembering Space 1999 with a really cool image….
Got the iPhone
I finally got myself an iPhone. It was inevitable. Latest info is that the 3G version is at least 6 months away, and whoever wins the UK rights will be deploying EDGE anyway, so this looks like a safe bet. (However I will be very careful when I travel overseas – see this thread over at Apple…)
(Anyone want to buy a Cingular AT&T 8525? I’ll throw in a 1GB micro-SD card.)
Seismic overload
Today must be one of the most seismically active days on record. Take a look at this map from the USGS:

The three largest squares correspond to earthquakes of magnitude 8.4, 7.8 7.9 and 7.1 7.0, all within a few miles of each other. There’s also an M6.0, and 18 other quakes greater than M5; all of these occurred within a period of 18 hours. Not surprisingly, thousands of people are moving away from the coast, even if they have to sleep in the open air.
I’ve included the USGS RSS data in my news feeds for several years. Most days there are just a couple of events of M5 or greater; today was extraordinary.
9/11: Plus ça change….
I don’t have a lot to add to what I wrote last year about the anniversary of 9/11. And I still miss Phil, dammit! [Warning: 25MB MPEG4.] And I’m not alone – see this heartfelt piece by Rich.
Last year, I talked about my feelings, and concluded:
But having said that, I am deeply angry that Cheney and his gang have used and abused these emotions for their own bloodthirsty and inexcusably thoughtless warmongering. … I’m not naive – I understand how politics works – but the visceral reaction to those scumbags won’t go away. Nor should it.
And the latest example of that cynical exploitation continues today:
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., said during a Senate hearing on the future of Iraq with Army Gen. David Petraeus and U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker, that… “I think we should not have had this discussion on 9/11 or 9/10 or 9/12… It perpetuates this notion that the original attacks had something to do with going into Iraq.”
I agree with the Senator. The unmistakable odour of Rove hangs over the whole thing.
Heads-up: this coming Friday
I’m flying back to Boston on the Thursday night red-eye for a long weekend, and I’m planning to spend Friday afternoon visiting friends at the Sun Burlington campus. This will probably wind up in the bar of the Naked Fish just up the Middlesex Turnpike. If you’re in the area, drop me an email or add a comment, and let’s try to connect.