Quote of the day, from McCain

From a comment by Ripper McCord at TPM:

Appearing on Late Night with Conan O’Brien in July, John McCain was reminded that [he] often tells his audiences the vice president has only two duties: Breaking tie votes in the Senate and inquiring daily about the health of the president.
“That job will be very, very important in my case,” replied McCain, who turned 72 today.

And this was the most qualified candidate he could come up with…?
UPDATE: Tom at The Inverse Square Blog runs the numbers

Off to Boston, using all the Frequent Flier miles I can

I’m off to Boston first thing Tuesday, flying SEA-DEN-BOS and returning BOS-SFO-SEA on Sunday. From those routings, you can tell it’s United, can’t you? I’ve applied to upgrade both trips; in each case I’m confirmed on one leg, waitlisted on the other. 15K miles for each upgrade; I’m drawing down my MP balance as fast as I can…
UPDATE (onboard at SEA): the upgrade went through, so it’s 1st class for both SEA-DEN and DEN-BOS. This is good, because this flight is 100% full.

Dermatology and Galileo

This beautiful piece appeared today in 3quarksdaily, and I just had to quote from it:

Dermatology & Galileo

A creationist student of mine with a wart the size of a gumball on the end of his nose recently told me science is overrated and is anathema to God.  In the same breath he said he was seeing a dermatologist about the wart.

I asked, “Have you prayed about this?”

He said, “All the time.”

I asked, “Has it helped with the wart?”

He said, “I don’t pray about the wart.  I pray for forgiveness for consulting a dermatologist.”

As his guru, I told him it would be smart to meditate not only on the wart, but upon his inclination to view God as an idiot.  He looked at me as if I’d told him the earth revolves around the sun and excused himself to call his dermatologist on his iphone.

–Roshi Bob

"American Prayer"

Here’s the new “American Prayer” video by Dave Stewart and a crowd of celebrities endorsing Obama. It’s pretty good, and I make no apologies for being part of the viral network….

Read more about the project here:

As an Englishman, I’m not an expert in all the intricate details of American politics. But as an artist, I understand how rare it is to inspire a connection to a bigger idea or purpose. This video isn’t so much an endorsement of Barack Obama as much as it is a celebration of all those who have picked up a sign, who have registered to vote and are working to make the world a better place.

Demonic woo

Stephen Law is bemused, because in Nigeria…

Muslims are attacking Christians because they think that Christians prayed for the death of their leader, and their prayers worked.
Why would their prayers work, though, if, as Muslim’s think, Christianity is a false religion?

I assume that this is a rhetorical question, because the answer is pretty clear. Once you embrace supernatural woo, all kinds of magical thinking starts to crowd out logic and reason. And since the religious seem to have a need to feel persecuted and threatened, they are prone to conjure up all manner of demons and diabolic forces. The impulse to Manichaean thinking lies just below the surface of even the most impeccably monotheistic belief systems – even the respectable version of Roman Catholicism practised in Westminster:

WESTMINSTER, UK, August 15, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) – A priest of Westminster, the leading diocese of the Catholic Church of England and Wales, has written that promiscuity, whether homosexual or heterosexual, can lead to dire spiritual consequences, in addition to the dangers to physical health.
Promiscuity, as well as homosexuality and pornography, says 73 year-old Fr. Jeremy Davies, is a form of sexual perversion and can lead to demonic possession. Offering what may be an explanation for the explosion of homosexuality in recent years, Fr. Davies said, “Among the causes of homosexuality is a contagious demonic factor.” […]
He also said that Satan is responsible for having blinded most secular humanists to the “dehumanising effects of contraception and abortion and IVF, of homosexual ‘marriages’, of human cloning and the vivisection of human embryos in scientific research.”

WTF? And this idiot is also a (medical) doctor? Better not let any schizophrenics get too close, or he’ll try to exorcise their demons.
And I particularly like this bit of woo from Davies:

Extreme secular humanism, “atheist scientism”, is comparable to “rational satanism” and these are leading Europe into a dangerous state of apostasy.

Let’s see:

apostasy |əˈpästəsē|
n. the abandonment or renunciation of a religious or political belief.
Orig.ME: from ecclesiastical Latin apostasia, from a late Greek alteration of Greek apostasis ‘defection.’

I do hope that Fr. Davies is right!
UPDATE: More on the Nigerian mess from Compass Direct, via Thin Guy.

Dawkins confronts school science teachers

The Pub Philosopher watches the final episode of Dawkins on Darwin, in which Dawkins talks to science teachers:

There was an embarrassed silence as the penny dropped. Indoctrinated by years of multi-cultural relativism, these scientists had found themselves saying that science was just one way of understanding how the world was created. Whether or not they believed that was beside the point. Judging by their faces, I dont think they did but they knew what they had to say to survive in todays classrooms.

Good grief! I agree with Deepak Chopra!

Who kidnapped Deepak Chopra, and where have they hidden him?
Normally, Deepak Chopra’s contributions to HuffPo and other forums have been unadulterated woo; pure mystical New Age claptrap. But today he nailed Rick Warren’s fatuous Saddleback forum in uncompromisingly blunt language..

For McCain, it’s all as simple as what Reaganism carved out almost thirty years ago: Gay marriage is bad, abortion is bad, activist judges are bad. Winning in Iraq is good, getting Osama bin Laden is good, offshore oil drilling is good, and freedom is great. Obama talked about the hard work and sacrifices we need to make in order to overcome energy dependence and academic mediocrity, also the respect we need to accord others on the abortion issue–not quite as stirring as reactionary platitudes.
In short, McCain appealed to our escapist magical morality, Obama appealed to reason and practicalities. That has been the story throughout the campaign. Everyone concedes that Obama’s way is more mature, realistic, and ultimately right. But I doubt that’s enough to cure a case of sweaty palms.

Christianity needs science, to reinforce its paranoia

Matt watches Richard Dawkins trying to teach children about Darwin, and comes up with some useful terminology:

While its true that the creationists featured in the documentary certainly displayed a fundamental ignorance of evolutionary theory, it quickly became obvious that clearing up their misconceptions had no real impact on their beliefs. As one of the pupils at the school Dawkins visits in part 1 so concisely explained: It wasn’t that he didn’t understand evolutionary theory, it was just that his religion told him it was wrong. Through (I assume) a combination of bribes, threats and social pressure, his religious beliefs had managed to shut down a large part of his capacity for critical thought.
This is – what I’d call – “Regressive Theology”. It teaches that the Truth has already been revealed, and all knowledge which challenges it must be rejected. Failure to do so often results in the most extreme punishment conceivable.
At the other end of the spectrum[…] is “Progressive Theology”. This religious view of the world is built around the idea that understand (sic) of (the) God(s) is incomplete and one of the best ways of advancing it is through increasing our knowledge and understanding of “Creation”.

Many religious people need to feel threatened. It is one of the supreme ironies of our time that in the USA, easily the most religion-soaked country in the so-called “First World”, religious leaders get worked up into a frenzy about how Christianity is under vicious attack from a minuscule number of militant secularists. And of course the Pope joins in, to try to whip his flock into line. For these religious leaders, science – especially evolution – is, literally, a Godsend! The greater the progress of science in explaining the origins of the cosmos, the emergence of life on our planet, and the evolution of one rather curious species of hominids, the better they like it.
In part, I suspect, it’s a matter of tradition. The semi-mythical founding figure of Jesus is represented as a revolutionary, persecuted by Jews and Romans alike, and like other wacko sects during the latter part of the Roman Empire the Christians were a subversive underground movement. ((Odd that the Rick Warrens of this world seem to skate over that awkward fact.)) And fear is a great way of building solidarity. Once Christianity had achieved a near monopoly of power, it was forced to build up various forces – Satan, demons, witches, the mentally ill – as omnipresent threats, simply to instill fear and obedience. The rise of Islam was another Godsend – if Mohammed had not been born, the Pope would have had to invent him.
How many religious leaders do you hear in the USA (or Europe, for that matter), saying, “Relax; it’s OK. A handful of ‘new atheists’ may be selling a few books, but Christianity isn’t under any serious threat. In fact we’re being more and more successful in persuading politicians to pander to our prejudices and accomodate our unconstitutional demands. So chill, my flock; keep tithing and enjoying your SUVs and reality TV. There’s no danger from secularism.”
Are you kidding? That’s no way to energize the masses!
(And yes, I could have written almost the same account of Islam. I’ll leave the substitutions as an exercise to the reader.)