Airline consolidation we can believe in


The Cranky Flier
considers the consequences of Lufthansa’s acquisition of bmi, and decides that the most likely outcome is:

Take the London slots, merge with Virgin Atlantic, and create a very strong London brand that’s far greater than what Virgin has now. Oh, and yes, bring Virgin Atlantic into Star Alliance. Virgin is clearly interested.

I’d be delighted by this, particularly if Virgin goes ahead with its plans to serve Seattle in the next year or two. (But didn’t that depend on the availability of 787s? Bummer….) I’ve always liked flying on Virgin, and this would give me a direct Star Alliance route to LHR. Of course it’s a bit hypocritical of Virgin to revive their NO WAY BA/AA campaign in view of this possibility.
(And Cranky, it’s €400 Million, not €400. But what’s six orders of magnitude between friends.)

DUB-LHR-ORD-SEA

Yesterday I flew home from Dublin. The day started at 6am with a taxi to the airport, discussing EPFL managers and their bizarre strategies with the driver. The first flight was from Dublin to Heathrow on British Midland, which was scheduled to be operated by an Airbus A319. I’d checked in online the day before, and chosen seat 6F, near the front of the economy section. When I boarded, I discovered that they had substituted a larger A320, and 6F was now in the last row of business class. But economy was full, and business was mostly empty, so the flight attendant told me to stay where I was, and I got business class service (cooked breakfast and free beverages, rather than the pay-for-every-single-item service in economy).
The next flight was Heathrow to Chicago on a United 767. I had to check in with a human being at Heathrow, because the website wouldn’t allow me to check in online, and the self-service kiosk wouldn’t scan my “green card”. I think that the agent took pity on me, because she tagged my boarding pass for complimentary lounge access. ((There is no Red Carpet Club in Terminal 1; instead there’s a Star Alliance lounge, which is rather nicer than most RCCs)) .Boarding was delayed by 25 minutes because of a maintenance issue, and strong headwinds compounded the problem. We arrived at Chicago at 4pm, 40 minutes late, and when I turned on my iPhone the first email message that I saw was an alert from United telling me that they’d rebooked me on the 8:40pm flight to Seattle. Presumably they had decided that I wouldn’t be able to clear customs and immigration and get to the C concourse in time to make my 5:20pm connection.
Hah!
I breezed through immigration and customs ((I hadn’t checked any bags.)), muscled my way onto the inter-terminal train ((And yes, the escalator at concourse B is still broken.)), found the shortest security line, raced through the tunnel between concourses B and C, and boarded my original flight with 10 minutes to spare. I even got my original seat, because the flight was less than half full.
The final stretch from Chicago to Seattle was a little tedious. The same headwinds kind of that had delayed LHR-ORD were at work, and in spite of pushing back 5 minutes early, we reached Seattle 15 minutes late.
Thoughts on the trip overall? From a work perspective, it was very productive. From the point of view of the air traveller, it was OK. No upgrades (except the inadvertent bump up on the BMI leg from DUB to LHR). One free lounge admission, so I didn’t have to use any of my RCC coupons. The most comfortable (and spacious) seats were actually on the United 757 on the final leg; Economy Plus on the 757 seems more generous than on the 767. ((Perhaps the 767’s bulky IFE equipment under the seat is the culprit.)) Terminal 5 at Heathrow is really cool, and comparable to many of the other new airports that I’ve seen recently. Iasi has the tiniest international airport I’ve ever seen; it’s smaller than, say, Monterey in California. And Tarom wins the award for the strangest food service: a small, plastic-wrapped sandwich, consisting of a thin slice of bologna and an even thinner slice of cheese between two half-slices of dry, Wonderloaf-style, white bread.

Another complicated trip… including a new airline (for me)

On Saturday I’m heading off on a four-city business trip to Europe. For various reasons, this is going to involve quite a number of hops:
First, Seattle to Edinburgh:
Oct 11 2008: UA958 SEA-ORD; UA958 ORD-LHR
Oct 12 2008: BMI52 LHR-EDI
Next Wednesday I’ll drive from Edinburgh to Slough, and then on Saturday fly to Iasi in Romania. The only major cities with service to Iasi are Vienna and Bucharest, so I’m taking BA to Bucharest and Tarom ((My first time on RO.)) to Iasi:
Oct 18 2008: BA886 LHR-OTP; RO707 OTP-IAS
The following Wednesday, I’ll fly from Iasi to Dublin, via Bucharest and Heathrow. The LHR-DUB leg is actually a code share operated by Aer Lingus:
Oct 22 2008: RO704 IAS-OTP; BA887 OTP-LHR; BA5979 LHR-DUB
And finally on Saturday I’ll fly back to Seattle:
Oct 25 2008: BMI122 DUB-LHR; UA949 LHR-ORD; UA949 ORD-SEA
A two week trip, with four travel days, comprising eleven hops on five different airlines, with each travel day involving transit through Heathrow. I’m planning to carry on my bags for every hop; the probability of something going astray is far too high. (My worst ever baggage experience was on a trip from Boston to Stockholm and Grenoble in the mid-90s, during which BA managed to lose my checked bag TWICE – once at Heathrow and once at Lyons.)

"Don't even think about a smooth landing"

We have penetrated the outer ring of clouds of the northwest sector of Hanna. The turbulence is annoying and the clouds are thick but not wet (wet will come in a few minutes). The forward shields are up (anti-ice systems ON) which automatically turns on the engine igniters. Seventy miles ago I told the lead flight attendant to batten down the hatches and get ready for a goat rodeo. The weather radar is on the 120 mile range and the returns are in the category of you got to be kidding me.

Thus begins the latest posting at Flight Level 390, one of my favourite pilot blogs. (Another is Aviatrix.) This account of flying into PHL through the maelstrom of tropical storm Hanna is a must-read….

Off to Boston, using all the Frequent Flier miles I can

I’m off to Boston first thing Tuesday, flying SEA-DEN-BOS and returning BOS-SFO-SEA on Sunday. From those routings, you can tell it’s United, can’t you? I’ve applied to upgrade both trips; in each case I’m confirmed on one leg, waitlisted on the other. 15K miles for each upgrade; I’m drawing down my MP balance as fast as I can…
UPDATE (onboard at SEA): the upgrade went through, so it’s 1st class for both SEA-DEN and DEN-BOS. This is good, because this flight is 100% full.

Weird anomaly, and a query

Four flights on four Lufthansa aircraft (two A340-600, two A330-300). On each approach, as the landing gear was lowered, the IFE (in-flight entertainment system) would spontaneously reset, and present you with the “Wilkommen/Welcome” screen. If you were trying to follow the approach on the airshow page, you would have to navigate through the language selection and menu pages to get back to it. Why?
And a query: who cares about the “outside temperature” information on the airshow? I mean, at FL320 and up it’s going to be around -56F, innit? Really useful. Why can’t we have a “Pro Airshow” option, with the really interesting stuff like mach number, airspeed, heading, wind, FL, VS, and so forth? No need to make it multilingual, since English is the standard language for this stuff, and it’s mostly symbolic/numeric anyway. Overlay it on a moving map, give the user zoom control, etc.
By the way, our route from Chennai to Frankfurt this morning was interesting. NW across India to the Indian Ocean, up the coast to Pakistan, then straight across Pakistan and Iran towards the southern tip of the Caspian Sea, then west to the Turkish border, pretty much avoiding Iraqi airspace. Cool.

MAA-FRA routing on Airshow
MAA-FRA routing on Airshow

Back in Seattle, bruised but unbowed

I landed at SeaTac just before 1pm, after about 24 hours of travelling from Chennai. The first leg, from Chennai to Frankfurt, was on one of Lufthansa’s two-class A340-600‘s, with a huge business class section (66 seats!), and I had no difficulty in getting upgraded. However business class on the A330-300 that operates the FRA-SEA leg was sold out, so I wound up near the back of economy. I had an aisle seat (44D), and 44E was occupied by a nervous and fidgety woman from Romania with no English, no sense of personal space, and exceedingly sharp elbows. It was a long and uncomfortable flight, and my mood was not improved by the long lines at both Immigration and Customs in Seattle.
One thing worth noting was that even in economy class, LH served two hot meals with unlimited soft and alcoholic drinks during the 9+ hour flight from FRA to SEA. This at the same time that United is reportedly exploring the possibility of charging for food on intercontinental flights. (They already charge for alcoholic beverages in economy.) If they do this, it will simply reinforce my preference to avoid flying on United long-haul. Mind you, I’ll still buy UA tickets, and upgrades, but only if the flights involved are code-shares with other carriers. ((But could the whole concept of code-sharing be threatened by moves like United’s? If you were a Lufthansa executive, would you really want to sell a Lufthansa flight which was actually operated by United? Wouldn’t the inferior United product diminish the value of your brand?))
While in Frankfurt, I poked around the duty free shops, and came across an Islay single malt that I hadn’t encountered before: Caol Ila. I figured that the chances of finding it in a Washington State Liquor Store were close to zero, and so I decided to treat myself to a litre of the 12 year old, reviewed here. I’ll let you know what I think when I finally open it.