Call the men in white coats, no sharps

So Tom Cruise thinks he was a noted playwright in a prior life. What a raving loonie…..

“Shakespeare was deja vu for me,” said Tom Cruise. “It was so cool. I felt as if I had seen his words already, knew them all by heart. Then, after I began studying scientology, I realized the words had come from my heart in a previous life. That’s why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making ‘War of the Worlds’ and all those other great movies can’t compare to writing ‘Romeo and Juliet’ or the sonnets.”

Well, that final point is certainly true. But “glorious and enviable”??? Reminds me of Zaphod’s line in HHGTTG: “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now!!”

(Via Huffington.)