Looks like I picked the wrong time to be away from home

Here’s The Seattle Times reporting on the celebrations, just a few yards from where I live:

The thunderous rat-tat-tat of firecrackers, the smell of gunpowder and the thumping of drums filled the streets of the Chinatown International District on Saturday as throngs flocked to celebrate the Lunar New Year and the beginning of the Year of the Pig.
In Union Station’s Great Hall on South Jackson Street, children in costumes from China, Japan, Korea and other Asian nations performed traditional dances.

Oh, well. Roll on the Rat….

"…schedule change due to crew"

I’m scheduled to fly back to Boston tomorrow, booked on a 6:05am flight from Seattle which is supposed to connect with a 1:05pm flight from Chicago. The good news: United Airlines is doing a good job of keeping me informed. The bad news….
From: United@ualmessaging.com
To: geoff@...
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:17:33 -0600
Subject: United EasyUpdate
** UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT UPDATE MESSAGE **
The following flight time has been revised:
Flight Number: 682
Departing From: Seattle Washington (SEA)
Traveling To: Chicago O'Hare (ORD)
Date: February 17
Gate: N6 (Gate is subject to change)
Estimated Departure Time: 6:45 a.m.

followed just four minutes later by:
Estimated Departure Time: 7:15 a.m.
I have a bad feeling about this trip. Let’s check…. OK, UA is saying that UA682 should arrive at ORD at 12:43 and park at gate B7, while UA534 should be leaving at 1:05pm from gate B9. Average taxi time at ORD is about 10 minutes….
UPDATE: We pulled up to the gate in Chicago at 12:57, and I could see my connecting flight two gates over, still loading baggage. But when I reached it, the doors were closed. Fortunately, there was another ORD-BOS flight at 2:00, and it was almost empty: I got an entire exit row to myself! So now I’m back in the Boston area for a week, and rediscovering the fine art of negotiating treacherous sheets of ice. Ah yes, New England winter….
There was an unusual “bonus feature” on the SEA-ORD leg. The captain wanted to explain exactly why the flight had been delayed (the crew had got in late from Denver the night before, and needed to wait until their legally-mandated rest period was complete), so when the in-flight movie finished, he announced that he was going to give a 20-minute tutorial on air traffic control on Channel 9. A bunch of passengers toggled their FA call buttons to indicate that they were interested, so he went ahead. He did a nice job, going through the entire sequence from clearance to pushback to taxi to take-off to departure to en-route to approach, with a little bit about how airways and radio fixes work. He let us listen in to a sequence of instructions from the en-route controller and then interpreted them for us. Quite a few people seemed to enjoy it, as did I; of course I didn’t hear anything I didn’t already know, but then I’m not exactly typical….

"I'm not sure anything went wrong"

File under “You can’t make this stuff up”: Salon.com has this gem from today’s White House press briefing:

Reporter: Slides from a prewar briefing show that by this point, the U.S. expected that the Iraqi army would be able to stabilize the country and there would be as few as 5,000 U.S. troops there. What went wrong?
Tony Snow: I’m not sure anything went wrong.

Ignite Seattle!

Where I’ll be on Tuesday evening: Ignite Seattle!

Ignite Seattle is a geek event that combines on-site geekery, sharing, and innovation (and drinking). The next one will be held upstairs at the CHAC on Tuesday, February 13th. The Make Contest will begin at 6:30; the Ask Later talks will begin at 8:30.

If you’re in the neighbourhood….
UPDATE: Well, I didn’t make it after all – I got yanked into a 5:30-7:30 meeting, from which I’ve just escaped. The top priority now is food (and vino); I’ll have to defer ignition….

Happy Darwin Day

The Bacon-eating Atheist Jew posted a delightful Human Evolution Quiz to celebrate Darwin’s 198th birthday. The questions started out fairly easy, but I soon realized that I need to brush up my hominid evolution. Sample question:
25. Most scientists agree that the oldest known hominid was a) Homo habilis b) Australopithecus afarensis c) Australopithecus boisei d) Home Homo erectus
Hmmm…… Wait, wait, don’t tell me!
Typo corrected – thanks Yule!

Switching phones (again)

Back in September I reluctantly gave up my trusty Treo 650 for a Blackberry 8700c, because at the time the only way to get remote access to Amazon’s IT services was through RIM. The 8700c was fairly reliable, though there were some annoying UI glitches, and it wasn’t very fast. The scroll wheel seems like a good idea, but try navigating Google Maps with it! (Hint: use Alt+wheel for left-to-right movement.) More seriously, I became increasingly frustrated with aspects of the enterprise integration, with calendar updates being notoriously hit-or-miss.
Recently Amazon IT started trial support for Windows Mobile devices, and when I was in California 9 days ago I got a chance to check out Steve‘s new phone. And so this Saturday I switched: I’m now the proud owner of a Cingular 8525 PDA/phone. It’s a full-blown 3G device: tri-band UMTS/HSDPA, and quad-band GSM/GPRS/EDGE. It’s really fast!! It has WiFi (which was trivial to set up), a decent camera, and a slide-out keyboard. Memory expansion is via micro-SD card: I’m not exaggerating when I say that the 1GB card that I bought is the same size as my little finger nail.
It’s going to take a while for me to get used to this beast: it has a lot of built-in applications, and there’s a thriving software ecosystem out there for Windows Mobile (unlike the Blackberry). I’ll let you know what I find. I’ve already been able to rip and scale a DVD into a format that I can play on the 8525.
Meanwhile, I’m going to sell my 8700c to an Amazon colleague – although when he sees the 8525, who knows….?
UPDATE: The 8525 is a version of the HTC Hermes device. Lots of details here.

Notes On A Scandal

Today I went to see Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett (and the wonderful Bill Nighy) in Notes On A Scandal. (Warning: that link probably opens on a page that will start audio pouring out of your speakers. I wish web browsers had a “mute” button – some blasted advert started blaring as I was trying to Skype with my mother yesterday.) Judi Dench’s character is a delightfully ghastly piece of work, and (unlike some reviewers) I thought Blanchett’s fey ambivalence worked out well.
However the thing that struck me was the gasp.
A few weeks ago I went to see Pan’s Labyrinth with Jon and Laura. (You may remember that an earlier attempt had been fortuitously thwarted.) One of the most striking things about this account of fascist Spain in the 1940s was the juxtaposition of delicate, whimsical fantasy and callous brutality. At one point, the fascist officer performed a sudden and unexpected act of pure violence that was so shocking that the entire audience gasped in horrified disbelief. And in retrospect, it seemed an entirely appropriate reaction.
Today there was another collective gasp from most of the audience, when a 15-year old school boy said that he’d been “dreaming about your hot, sweet c*** all morning.”. [Asterisked to avoid nanny-filters.] The thing that struck me was that this was a peculiarly American reaction; in England, where the film is set, George Carlin’s seven words are so unexceptional that they are routinely printed in newspapers (without asterisks). Yet here in Seattle the “c” word produced the same reaction as a brutal murder. How strange….
Anyway, back to the film. It’s quite good, especially Judi Dench’s performance, and the school scenes are particularly effective. It doesn’t have the magic of, say, Venus or The History Boys, but it’s still well worth seeing. Psychologists and teachers may want to give it a miss, though: it might be something of a busman’s holiday for them.

The nadir of British multiculturalism

I’m all for people celebrating their varieties of cultural heritage, acknowledging their history, and so forth. But for me such things end at the school gates. I’m vehemently opposed to sectarian or religious schools of all stripes. (I’m not particularly enthusiastic about any kind of private schooling, but in practice there are always going to be children whose individual needs and aptitudes cannot be accomodated within the public system. But this should depend on the needs of the child, not the prejudices of the parents.) Once you allow bishops, priests, rabbis, and creationist car-dealers to dictate the curriculum, you’re going to wind up with situations like this:

The principal of an Islamic school has admitted that it uses textbooks which describe Jews as “apes” and Christians as “pigs” and has refused to withdraw them. Dr Sumaya Alyusuf confirmed that the offending books exist after former teacher Colin Cook, 57, alleged that children as young as five are taught from racist materials at the King Fahd Academy in Acton. In an interview on BBC2’s Newsnight, Dr Alyusuf was asked by Jeremy Paxman whether she recognised the books. She said: “Yes, I do recognise these books, of course. We have these books in our school. These books have good chapters that can be used by the teachers. It depends on the objectives the teacher wants to achieve.”

And what might those objectives be? Well:

[Mr. Cook] also alleges that when he questioned whether the curriculum complied with British laws, he was told: “This is not England. It is Saudi Arabia”.

To Christians and Jews who would argue that such books don’t belong in the classroom: I agree. And the same goes for your own religious texts, which also contain viciously intolerant language.

Butterflies and Wheels

A few weeks ago I stumbled over the syndication site Butterflies and Wheels, and added their RSS feed to NetNewsWire. I’ve gradually realized that I’m spending more time on stories that they promote than almost any other source, including such stalwarts as the BBC, Comment is Free, HuffPo, El Reg, BoingBoing and SlashDot. Recommended.
P.S. On the subject of cool sites, let me mention two of my personal favourites: the Akihabara News (geek heaven), and Flight Level 390. No flame-fests, just stuff to make you smile, and wish you were there….