"Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte"

From iowahawk, the perfect commentary on L’affaire Cantuar – with apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer:

1 Whan in Februar, withe hise global warmynge
2 Midst unseasonabyl rain and stormynge
3 Gaia in hyr heat encourages
4 Englande folke to goon pilgrimages.
5 Frome everiches farme and shire
6 Frome London Towne and Lancanshire
7 The pilgryms toward Canterbury wended
8 Wyth fyve weke holiday leave extended

And so on. Absolutely brilliant.